He is half Mexican and half Puerto Rican.

There truly is no depth to his lack of depth.

Whenever people make fun of me for being a flat-earthers, I feel like they might as well be putting me in a concentration camp.

fuck him.  fuck them.  

Michigan finally voted for a Hillary.

If only people hated the system that created and facilitated our current president as much as they hated the man himself, we might see the motivation necessary to create substantial change.  

either that or all of the bombs he dropped on children

The only substantive satisfaction that will be available in November of 2020 will be the long anticipated schadenfreude of watching Trump lose. We will still be saddled with his SCOTUS and whatever feckless, corporate whore the DNC picked to run against him.  

I think they think less of him than they let on because they view it as a pragmatic step to keep/expand their personal wealth.  I refuse to believe that anyone with close personal access to this man can honestly have anything positive to say. 

You don’t have to be white to be an idiot.  

Floyd Mayweather is boring.  

the kitchen sisters is not a food podcast.  marc maron is not a comedy podcast.  these categories and many of the nominees are boring and uninspired. 

blake is a douche and his failure is delicious.

I usually ask, “is there anything you hate or love or any information you want me to have before I make your drink?”  

1000 times no.  

If there is a quarterback who has a last name more destined to become a verb, then I would love to know who that might be.  Blake definitely bortled this one.

If the culture of the place isn’t for you, then don’t return. It sounds off putting to me too, but I don’t think that there is actually anything wrong with it.  

CBS All Access?  Let me know how it is, because I will never see it.

selfish and gross.  

That wasn’t the first instance of him not going out of bounds and taking punishment that a smart quarterback is supposed to avoid.