Floyd Mayweather is boring.  

the kitchen sisters is not a food podcast.  marc maron is not a comedy podcast.  these categories and many of the nominees are boring and uninspired. 

blake is a douche and his failure is delicious.

I usually ask, “is there anything you hate or love or any information you want me to have before I make your drink?”  

1000 times no.  

If there is a quarterback who has a last name more destined to become a verb, then I would love to know who that might be.  Blake definitely bortled this one.

If the culture of the place isn’t for you, then don’t return. It sounds off putting to me too, but I don’t think that there is actually anything wrong with it.  

CBS All Access?  Let me know how it is, because I will never see it.

selfish and gross.  

That wasn’t the first instance of him not going out of bounds and taking punishment that a smart quarterback is supposed to avoid.

The balance of eloquence and anger that Burneko has struck here is what I strive for in my new life in Trump’s America.

I would personally go for the people-who-vape-look-fucking-stupid angle myself.  1) that is effective with teens 2) it is undeniably true.  

please, as a courtesy, explain why this pun is funny and/or makes sense.

about as obnoxious as they come.  

Why would someone “quickly back down” from him?  Is he supposed to be physically intimidating?  

so many important comments here, you guys.  

Culver’s and Kansas

Culver’s and Kansas

he is a sweet, smart dude.  

for some reason, this one really floored me with how blatant it was.  damn.