nope.

I wish there weren’t so many similarities between the Nazis and the current Israeli government.

I hope that a small percentage of the NFL & college football fans who tune in out of curiosity will end up enjoying the CFL as much as I do.

I was hoping for B-yonce on the list, but I forgot that everyone in the universe has to act like she is a goddess.

he make bed. he sleep there.

Definitely not on the Putin-Free menu.

That is not a traditional double double.

Anyone who hears Yanny loves Trump.

J.R. is trash.

we were all talking about geniuses and then tyler perry came up.

Cavaliers to the Finals.

let’s get a screen grab of your IMDB, loser.

what? go away.

I agree wholeheartedly that the NHL playoffs are the best, but why come here to say it? What’s the point? The NBA conference finals are pretty great too.

She was a Vienna call girl who married a rich asshole. A song as old as time.

At least the person he ended up killing was himself.

It’s sad that such a notice is even necessary, but many parents let their children wail and wander with a complete lack of respect for everyone else in the dining room. I have worked in restaurants for 30 years and it is so common and disheartening.

Nothing Kanye has ever done has shown any evidence of intellectual prowess. He makes some amazing music. He is dumb. He doesn’t think he is dumb. End of story.

Melania was a high class call girl in Vienna. She can have beef with our dipshit president, but she’s surely bedded many a married man herself. I have absolutely zero sympathy for her or anyone who is receiving their just deserts, even if they have to do it in a fishbowl.

Making objective statements about subjective things is a bad look.