let’s get a screen grab of your IMDB, loser.

what? go away.

I agree wholeheartedly that the NHL playoffs are the best, but why come here to say it? What’s the point? The NBA conference finals are pretty great too.

She was a Vienna call girl who married a rich asshole. A song as old as time.

At least the person he ended up killing was himself.

It’s sad that such a notice is even necessary, but many parents let their children wail and wander with a complete lack of respect for everyone else in the dining room. I have worked in restaurants for 30 years and it is so common and disheartening.

Nothing Kanye has ever done has shown any evidence of intellectual prowess. He makes some amazing music. He is dumb. He doesn’t think he is dumb. End of story.

Melania was a high class call girl in Vienna. She can have beef with our dipshit president, but she’s surely bedded many a married man herself. I have absolutely zero sympathy for her or anyone who is receiving their just deserts, even if they have to do it in a fishbowl.

She’s come so far from her days as a high class call girl in Vienna. Rags to riches. Heartwarming.

does not compute.

it doesn’t and go away

Icky Vicky is an apt moniker.

sadly, they do.

you are an idiot.

Ugh.

Was his head wobbling around? Why you gotta hold it like that?

There is a correct spelling and then the misspelling that has become so common that it is effectively correct. I guess this is the way language evolves, but I would just like everyone to get off my lawn.

You deserve more heat for going to Outback in the first place.

nothing in the above post said it was sexual. just that it’s fucking weird.

I read the House of Cards post first and then your comment. I scanned back looking for the reference about Portuguese penises. So confusing.