At least he’s dying in pain. :)

not subjective. if you despise dogs, then you are a deficient human.

He really wet the sugar there!

definitely one L. bet you’re one of those “woah” guys too.

um, that’s what he was saying.

you are simply the worst.

what’s wrong with being classy?

bad beard karma finally catches up.

hot take alert.

it isn’t even remotely racist.

yeah, because being embarrassed of and frustrated by Trump is a partisan thing. it’s a common sense thing, dipshit.

There’s a big difference between specials sometimes being an outlet for excess or leftovers and the assumption that that is what specials are, which is what I was rebutting. Thanks for typing the first chapter to your novel here though.

or I could just think back on the 30 years that I’ve worked in restaurants

Casey’s Pizza.

not in good restaurants. maybe in shitholes. the specials are a chance for the chef to make something that is outside the bounds of their regular menu. maybe something a little more adventurous or hyper-seasonal or featuring a cool ingredient that isn’t available regularly enough to be on a printed menu. in the case…

completely false at any reputable restaurant.

I don’t mention the price of the specials where I work because they are commensurate with the prices on the rest of our menu. I believe that this is the case with most places. Also, it is totally fine to ask the price and people do it all of the time. If you are going to mention it, then you should lead with it. “for…

booty stank.

was it?

what foul?