I am a white guy. Reading this helps me understand. This is good writing.

Mick Jagger? THE Mick Jagger?!

Jagger Bombs? Is that Heroin and Amyl Nitrate?

so many words here.

this would be awesome if there was really going to be a video and it wasn’t just a weird bank commercial.

Then fuck Twitter.

Quite clearly shouting out her challenges and then saying, “Fuckin’ ‘ell.” Not up for debate.

Does McGregor still get paid if he kicks and shatters Mayweather’s knee? If so, I recommend this strategy when he hits that 6th round confused/frustrated stage.

“Hysterically.” Nice, bro.

so?

Nadal’s little squeals make him almost unwatchable for me.

The “Dear White People” thing needs to die.

From Asshole to Bitch: The Caitlyn Jenner Story

long boring story of a scenario that occurs at every NFL stadium every time there is a game.

Karl Malone.

wow.

we live in the cultural version of minority report now

your 911 is a dead security guard and some amputees

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I got it my freshman year of HS and I was terrified. My physical therapy amounted to chewing gum and opening and closing my mouth and blinking as often as I could. It took about a week to reach its apex (full droop on right side of my face) and another 2 weeks to be fully gone.