The only thing more insufferable than HH is listening to a Sox fan try to tell you that they actually like him. No. No you don’t.

I grew up in a town that was geographically similar to Evanston (on the lake, North of Chicago) but economically the opposite. I am so glad you mentioned the John Hughes bad guys thing, because that epitomizes them. I hope they get routed. It’s just too bad that Brian Johnson and John Bender don’t play for…

okay, tough guy.

you’re an impediment to progress. if you’re beloved daughter is raped it won’t be in a bathroom by a transperson, mouthbreather.

you’re missing the point. i am not reading. this shit is so stupid that i don’t even want to have to scroll past it.

really wish this garbage wasn’t all over deadspin these days.

don’t need these on deadspin. keep them on compete.

video games continue to not be sports.

one fifth of these do involve lubricating.

why so much video game crap in the main feed lately?

steal his movies.

COOL. TOUGH NON-AMAZON GUY.

COOL. TOUGH NON-AMAZON GUY.

media has cucked the prez.

get prime. duh.

get prime. duh.

you’re confused.

Of course, we’ll get no official statement from the Circus Peanut in Chief because this doesn’t fit his shitty xenophobic/pro-white narrative. I don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say that the blood from this idiotic shooting is on his tiny hands.

What about the folks who took the gift card/dealer credit deal last year?

Jason Whitlock deserves no help. He is a worthless shitstir.

What on God's green earth does D3 have to do with FBS football? It's a good anecdotal piece. It's a noteworthy and tough run of luck. If you want to semantically pick apart the title then I guess you have a minor point. If I were you, however, I would focus on battling your ellipsis fetish.

how is your sleep schedule? also, if you want a free meal in kansas city when you're signing your book come to Grunauer and we will gladly feed you.