You think a person has to do cocaine to enjoy EVH's solos or is that an attempt to give yourself a compliment?

Nice…I never would have thought of the George Clinton comparison! That's valid point.

May would probably be third for me.

That sounds like most rock singers to me. Not a lot of professional sounding singers in rock music. Guys like Steve Perry are a rarity….and his "better singing" wouldn't work in Van Halen AT ALL.