Anybody who doesn’t say Carhenge, either hasn’t been there, or isn’t a true Jalop! I like Carhenge.

Cabazon dinosaurs, hands down.

You could just start with a fake hood scoop and add a little door at the front.
A pizza scoop.  Obviously it would have to be insulated, but I think you  are on to something.

I changed my bookmark to jalopnik.com/latest. It shows up there!

Jalopnik just pushed the opposite opinion yesterday. Y’all need to talk: https://jalopnik.com/i-cant-believe-i-have-to-say-this-but-its-totally-fine-1846302894

I won’t lie, I had to look up the word tumescent. Remind me to never again do that on Google Images with the Safe Search off.

Is it just me, or is the Mirai the best looking car Toyota currently sells? I really love it. 

Mitch McConnell is about as useful as the new slideshow format.

These things were almost depressing when new...though the Stratus could be gussied up to look somewhat interesting with the cooler wheels. $700 and it runs now it’s an automatic NP despite the fact it was a penalty box even when being unloaded from the hauler at the dealership with its window sticker affixed.

I really tried to see promise in this thing. When looking through my magic “what a project could be” glasses, the end product is pretty fantastic. But I just can’t get beyond the sheer magnitude of work to be done on this thing. The exterior doesn’t appear to be too bad. A good cleaning, sticker removal, and repaint.…

I like the front and three quarter view, but that rear is like an animal...presenting itself.

These are literally pleasing to look at. Like, my eyeballs were pleasured staring at these images.

First.... some eye bleach

On one hand, you’re right: you can change the wheels. It even comes with the stock ones. On the other hand, the fact that it wears these wheels tells you something about the current owner. And that thing it tells me is that I don’t want this guy’s truck. 

I guess, like the old F-4 Phantom, you can make anything fly if you put enough power in it. But this thing is frickin’ useless as a truck. And it’s way too clumsy and heavy for a hot rod.

Those harmful chemicals from the Changli are starting to take their toll

Fetch me my truck nuts I've found my ride.

I've got some torque multiplying things in my toolbox, but nothing like that. Seems like it's high time for harbor freight to step in.