An old-school refrigerator?

Totally! Torch is some kind of unholy combination of these two gents:

In 2006, another transplant was attempted in China, but the man’s body reportedly rejected the organ

This. This is why they use the Spanish audio.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

They're brittish, what would you expect?