You could apply this to pretty much every non-English brand though.

Mainly because it is, yet again, Musk promising the moon in the press releases and Tweets, but putting all the caveats in the tiny fine print hardly anyone reads.

You’ll be sorry for saying that when the residents of Stewart Island (not to mention the Chathams) gang up and send you abusive emails.

I was interested in that bit too. How they were going on about her clothing being just like Link, and how she was carrying the slate, just like Link...

EA’s entire announcement basically amounted to “well, we’re doing FIFA, and ... well you guys like FIFA right?”.

Playing ARMS 2-player would require a second set of Joy-Con, since each player uses two controllers (one in each hand).

A Xenoblade X sequel is a necessity to explain that ending... Here’s hoping we get it.

I believe the politically correct term is ‘spatially challenged’...

Yep. Two cars at the moment. Will sell the old one shortly, and should get reasonably close to what the insurance company initially paid out on it.

Will depend on the company. When this kind of event happened to me last year the insurance company paid out in two weeks.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE. It’s been sitting on my shelf for a while because life intervened (so long in fact I forgot I had a special edition with DLC download code, and bought some of that ‘free’ DLC separately... d’oh).

I want to see it manage unmarked gravel one lane bi-directional roads, with domesticated pigs roaming across the middle, unafraid of vehicles. Which is, yes, a common occurrence in New Zealand, and something I genuinely encountered several times last weekend on what constitutes a “main road” for part of the country.

By far the most amusing part of these Uber commandments is “So please ensure that you follow the local law”.

BoxBoy has a wife and kids now?

Must’ve been swerving to avoid hitting a hobbit on the road.

Wait - Titanium is now the base model? It used to be Trend (base), Sport (mid), Titanium (top - excluding the ST).

That’s 1pm Friday NZ time. Which means by the time I get home from work the torrents will be up and running... So Friday night = The Grand Tour night.

Eurogamer has a two hour gamely video, which is pretty solid.