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Obama also met with South Korean President Moon Jae-in after the speech to discuss the future relationship between the U.S. and Asia.

Astute observation. Ivanka wants to believe that she’s a smart business person really badly. Her dad started on third and she thinks she hit a home run. It’s entirely part of an image that was crafted for her by said machine. There’s nothing innovative about her. She’s probably better than her father, but that is such

Why does Ivana get a pass? I mean, sheesh.

To me, she’s an even less self-aware Gwyneth Paltrow.

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an

This girl gets so many free passes and kudos simply because she is attractive. She’s an unethical businesswoman advising an unethical president. He’s using her as a shield while he pulls of his anti-woman antics.

Fuck Gayle King. She was one of the media lackeys who went to kiss the ring in Trump Tower following the election. And then had the fucking gall to tsk tsk Seth Meyers on his show for being critical of Trump, because we should ‘give him a chance.’ And of course fuck Nazi Princess.

Haha! This douche instructed his kids about how to get in and out without scuffing the rockers and doors.

That and he supposedly has a small penis, Plane likes big penis, sad.

Bannon apparently gets a pass because Trump thinks he is a genius or something. Flattery works.

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

47 million a year. Let me type that again, for my own sake. 47 fucking million dollars a year. I need to go pay the minimum on my credit card bill.

Ok, seriously, fuck that. The process of getting an epidural is not super pleasant but people do it because the alternative is even more unpleasant. When a man is having an 8 pound human ripped out of a four inch hole in his body, he can makes his own choices. Until then, he can sit down and shut up.

The Daily Show and Full Frontal both have great ‘field teams.’ They are insanely good at getting people to say dumb shit while they give them the side eye.

Which one of his wives do they like best, the one he raped, the one he cheated on her with, or the one he illegally brought into the country?

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.