Jesus Christ. Hillary Derangement Syndrome has infiltrated every corner of the internet. Even my mom, who only recently mastered the art of emailing, asked me yesterday if I’d heard the rumor about the Clintons being cocaine fiends. God, I can’t wait until this election’s over.

Good god, stop it. You’re just straight-up lying.

Actually that’s not at all what happened. From snopes:

This is a powerful piece of writing. And I am sorry you were raped. You should not have been.

I’m of the opinion that Conor McGregor is a self-aggrandizing prick. A good fighter, hell - possibly a great fighter, but a self-aggrandizing prick nonetheless.

That being said, I wholly support him roasting Dana White’s nuts over a can of media fueled sterno.

Dana White, and by extension, the UFC is terrible to it’s…

Please keep your self righteous bullshit to yourself next time Mr./Ms. goody 2 shoes... thx

What’s the point in classifying all of these different substances as drugs? Should we be cracking down on sugar and coffee? Why is marijuana classified the way it is? Currently there isn’t enough research on vaping to determine whether or not it’s actually worse for you. It may be worse in some regards, but much…

if you drink anything with caffeine in it, you deserve a good firm punch in the balls.

That does not shock me. Do not confuse my defending his right to say the prayer (both from a speech issue and the fact he paid for the damn race issue) with approval of his brand of Christianity. It certainly is not what I believe and practice.

Christ Im beginning to think they are pretend people, period.

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

But he did pray that America would never know the touch of a woman or Jew president.

I think age has a lot to do with it. Maybe try to find a jar with a far-off expiration date?

I am not Satan.

Calm down there, Satan.

Yes, Zac. Go to your room. I’ll be waiting.

This is the illustration you see when you look up the word smarmy.

Is it just me and not trying to be Mr.Tough guy here, but of all things, when a douchebag takes a Baseball from a kid/woman it makes me rage so hard I wish I was there so I could sneak up behind him and just start punching while letting him know what an ass he is.