No see, that’s different, because getting my nails done cheaply is something I actually benefit from. Women should be exchanging sex with men for social stability and value, and a share in his property and assets, or out of love and affection, or just general horniness. If some upstart hussy exchanges it with men for…

The thing I hate about real life is how so many stories just don’t seem to have happy endings.

the correct move is to bark like a dog, like in censored DMX songs

I would sleep with pretty much anyone if they paid off my loans.