Leave them alone, no one wants to face 2020 yet

Wow. Just... wow.

“Feel free to make me an offer, but I’ve listed the price and I’m not in the habit of negotiating against myself.”

Man that gas mileage is a joke. I currently average just under 38mpg in my 2018 Accord, I could never stomach cutting that nearly in half. Just buy cars people, if you ever really need to haul shit you don’t need to spend $20k more, just rent a truck from Home Depot for $20.

This is Jalopnik, so the answer is always Miata

Kristen is that a CK2998??

barfs in corporate

No, that’s not what he’s saying at all, and anyone with 1/4 of a brain shoudl be able to grasp that. I have no idea where his personal politics actually fall, but that particular quote doesn’t say what you did.

Oh yeah, you’re the “only one”

SO DO YOU

Costco has the 12 pack of those OXO containers for $80

Costco has the 12 pack of those OXO containers for $80

“An internal Ford memo from 2016 revealed that 350,000 vehicles “have already reached 3+ repairs in U.S.” for transmission problems.”

“sometimes” lol

Do I?? DO I??????

Oh yeah for sure. I usually ignore shows in their first season too.

Ok yeah but was it a great pretender or what

So basically making a movie of a joke from Hot Tub Time Machine?

He was probably just tired af of being alive

I’d honestly rather see a Harry Potter reboot than more Fantastic Beasts movies.

Yeah, this guy is one of the worst storytellers they’ve had on there