A pizza place near me had a 19", 3lb pizza (that’s just with cheese topping). It was, as one might imagine, enormous and had amazing, tall puffy crust. I would regularly polish off an entire buffalo chicken one by myself.

Uh, no. Cursive isn’t that unusual, what’s fucking weird is having lined paper and just writing your notes randomly all over it at a 45 degree angle. You know, like if it was an autograph...

Okay!

LOL suggesting a 40 year old lawyer in SoCal drive a WRX STI

I have a worst/best experience all in one.

I love this mouse. I have one, after having a G700s which ate batteries like it was Gaston and they were eggs. I can’t remember the last time I changed them in the G602.

I love this mouse. I have one, after having a G700s which ate batteries like it was Gaston and they were eggs. I…

That’s a mannequin in the front seat right? I assume because a real person would have fallen asleep in Toyota’s boring-ass car.

The guy who owned the office building I used to work at had one of these as well as an SLR Mclaren, both of which he would park in the reserved spot right in front of the building. The spot had its own security camera, which I’m sure would routinely catch me drooling on the pavement.

Does anyone else find it weird that the kids are all wearing armor.

I just had one of these as a loaner when my dealer ran out of 328's, and... ok yeah it was really fucking nice. Surprising power, great handling, excellent interior. I just couldn’t get over how goddamn big it felt, but I drive a small sedan.

And BMW’s lineup continues to become more and more of a clusterfuck.

All-time greatest gif.

Kind of OT I guess, but about the “Didn’t your wife ever visit you at your work?”, I can totally see that. My wife has never been to my office, I’ve never been to hers. I can think of one person in 6 years that has had any family visit them, and it was a guy in senior management.

Looks like the ugly stepchild of a Kia and a Lexus.

This is a fucking stupid argument. The road was officially closed, and she had no idea what was under that water or how deep it went.

Ordered, but I’ll believe it when it actually ships.

Ordered, but I’ll believe it when it actually ships.

Uh, that’s communism.

His wife died back in 2009 from cancer as well :/

Hahahaha journalistic independence, amirite? Hahahaha