Come on, who didn’t see this coming

You know chief queef, you just follow your heart

Swim Swam? More like flim flam!

Mercy’s next voice line: “Trolololol”

hm good deadspin splice

Let them eat cake!

The Internet is fucking nuts. This is why I basically skim the surface, and try to avoid the deeper rabbit hell-holes.

You couldn’t publish a picture of McEnroe’s dong because you don’t have a picture of McEnroe’s dong

If it’s a 5, there was a battery defect and I’m pretty sure Apple is replacing them for free even outside warranty. Would at least be good to get done before selling it.

So was it an air rifle, or a fake gun. Because an air rifle isn’t a fake gun, it actually, you know, shoots things. Or is it an airsoft gun? Because that’s not the same as an air rifle.

Yes, and multiple times in one game even!

The whole 3/5 thing is ridiculous. I know they were trying to make it more “hardcore” than Quick Play but just straight upping the number of games you have to play does nothing but make the matches longer.

I’m level 24 and can basically no longer catch anything good without wasting a fuck ton of razz berries and ultra balls. Even low level ‘mons are just a pain in the ass. I haven’t played because of it in days now.

“Good news, it’s a type III solid state drive, an upgrade from the older model’s type II”

You are bad at both math and reading comprehension

I mean, they probably need to focus on stable servers before releasing accessories.

I’d be happier if they just removed him from the game. He wouldn’t be missed.

I was just able to log in today for the first time since last Friday. That’s fucking ridiculous.

Ha I remember the Stop & Go Station one too. I went deeeeeep into Donkey Kong Country, my sister and I got the SNES bundle with that game and it was the only one we had for a long time.