To be fair, this is probably an excellent book by romance fiction standards.

I hope you appreciate the irony of gif-spressing your point using a man worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Sooo..... when is No Man’s Sky coming out again?

I wanna get inside her vault

Uh there are absolutely “tall” sized shirts.

Do you not have siblings? Half the fun is getting to be a jerk to them.

This whole thing is just aweswome.

No

No

What’s the tipping situation?

I already have 9 of these done, I guess I just need to google 12 golden chest locations. Never got those since they’re total shit.

“Most of us at Kotaku are taking tomorrow off”

I am in complete awe of this username 4xL

“Rascal Flatts sweat their way”

“I was choking on Los Angeles smog” Lol fucking drama queen

This just occured to me... so when Xbox 360 backwards compatibility comes to the Xbox One, can I download the 360 games of the month as well? The obvious caveat being that it’s actually one of the compatible games.

Destiny has out-Destiny-ed itself at this point

lol that's interesting, what difference would it make? I have all my body parts still, thank you very much

What is the point of this thing? I have fingers and my mouth isn’t a cavern filled with mysterious nooks and crannies, I can get everywhere with regular floss.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lol uh, I was going along with your (I assume) tongue in cheek pervert self-description. Forgot this is Jezebel.