My dad has my grandfathers M1 Garand from World War II, it’s a really fun gun to shoot

I don’t buy that this one’s a myth at all, at least not where CHP is concerned. 3 times I’ve seen an officer pulled over on the left hand side right at the end of the 405 where the carpool lane turns into a regular lane, just waving people driving alone over and ticketing them. Every single time has been 1-3 days…

I think this is the greatest gif(t) of all time. The more I watch it, the harder I laugh.

These are very nice.

Yours is way more disgusting.

Chrome has sucked for a while now. I’ve used it exclusively for years, and the past 4 months or so I’ve basically been forced to switch to Firefox because Chrome has been utter shit. And I used Chrome with no extensions except AdBlock.

There was a fascinating interview with Miller where he said he thought the guys were going to have to be CGI’d up into the poles for that part, but then the acrobats were so amazing they could pull it off themselves and it made him weep a little.

Is he still getting a ticket for passing on the shoulder

“A layer of white concealed everything.”

Holy shit this is so fucking long

The joke being that he’s too dumb to read. Apparently just like you.

“Secret of Vulcan Fury” lmao

No mention of hobby vs business by your CPA? Come on now.

There’s a whole PVP side to Destiny, yeah, and it’s not bad at all. I know people have their complaints about it, and I do think in the past those complaints have driven far too much of the game-wide weapon balancing tweaking, but it’s usually a lot of fun. Unfortunately, reward drops are still random so you’ll have…

I guess I’ll have to spell this out for you. Prison officials basically say there’s no point in having the NES because they have to be able to check it for contraband, and they think they can’t check it without breaking it. However, if that were true and something were hidden inside, by their logic it would be broken…

Way to completely miss the point

Oh god, does she know how cliché that is? It would be such a 17 thing to think that's true.

Oh man, I wish I had seen this before. My worst dealer experience was when one of the dealership employees hit my Mazda 3 sedan with a Ford F150 super duty.

Comments on Jezebel are hilarious, but not on purpose.

Oh so you’re just ignorant and that’s why you’re completely unable to support any of the ridiculous bullshit you’re just spewing out your ass. Gotcha.