Way to completely miss the point

Oh god, does she know how cliché that is? It would be such a 17 thing to think that's true.

Oh man, I wish I had seen this before. My worst dealer experience was when one of the dealership employees hit my Mazda 3 sedan with a Ford F150 super duty.

Comments on Jezebel are hilarious, but not on purpose.

Oh so you’re just ignorant and that’s why you’re completely unable to support any of the ridiculous bullshit you’re just spewing out your ass. Gotcha.

Ah, you’re in Canada. You should’ve just said that at the beginning, that’s all the information I need.

OH YEAH, sorry $55 plus taxes, which aren’t 36 percent anywhere so your $75 is still way off base. Also, Costco Amex has no fees. Get your fucking facts straight at least. Keep harping that coffee thing though, and maybe try to find the dairy aisle in a Costco sometime. I like that you know the market turducken price…

1) it’s $55 a year

Yeah, I've heard that too, and fuck them for hopping on the non-GMO idiot train.

That's insanely cheap, I've never even heard of this place.

$75 A MONTH?! What are you, fucking high? Not that there's anything we with that.

As soon as I saw Croatia I was thinking GoT

He can be a dick all he wants, but he can't assault people.

The market demand of idiots who will pay that much for it.

"but $10k just barely gets you into a stainless-steel Rolex"

If you think the price of that watch is actually somehow tied to the price of gold you're a fucking idiot. It has, at most, maaaaaaybe 40g of gold and probably a good deal less than that. Do your own math there.

I don't understand, is only one of them allowed to be in costume at once?!

I know this sounds really cool, but I have no interest in moving around my living room doing this. I'd rather super-realistic VR and just play with a controller or mouse/keyboard.

This is the winner.

You were ok with the first post, this one just turns you into a condescending twat.