I don't give a shit how much of the phone is screen or isn't. I don't even know what point you're trying to make, it's a huge ass phone, there's no getting around that.

I was interested in possibly replacing my iPhone with a Galaxy Nexus, then I remembered the screen is fucking 4.6". No thanks. Put it in a smaller package and you'd have my attention

They blocked out penetration, not necessarily assholes

You may also know Massive Attack from the theme song for House.... which is how I found out about them

"Last night my son got the TV, and now he's sayin that if I don't buy pretty Asian barbies off of ABBA he'll wash the dishes!"

No. Next question please.

Great article. But come on, seriously. It's "stationery", not "stationary"

I don't care, I don't even use dollar bills. Cash is such a hassle

Let's see.... The 5th Element, The Thing, the first Terminator (seen parts). I'm sure there's more, those are off the top of my head

This vinyl "carbon fiber" sticker bullshit has been around for year. It's fucking tacky

Hodgepodge isn't negative, it's entertaining because anyone who actually uses the word hodgepodge in conversation is ridiculous. Would you feel better if he said "pastiche"?

The truth stings, doesn't it

Just because people are buying it doesn't mean they're not disappointed. I'm disappointed but I'm definitely purchasing one because I've been using the same fucking iPhone for around 16 months and this is obviously going to be the only upgrade option available for a while

I wouldn't mind the screen getting bumped to 3.7-3.8" just for a little more real estate, but if there was a 4"+ iPhone I'd probably switch to WP7. It's just too big for me to use or put in my pocket comfortably

You're paying a premium to get it without the obligation of a contract

"When scientists discovered that the particles were arriving 60 nanoseconds faster than the speed of light—with only a 10 millisecond error margin"

I got a pretty good laugh out of this, especially the conclusion. Thumbs up

Honestly as one commenter already pointed out it led to some pretty awesome sentences

Please hire somebody, anybody for fuck's sake, to proof these. Seriously. What the fuck.

Apple's new seamless cube! Now with seams!