I just laughed and snorted my drink all over myself because of that first sentence

You know Joe Rogan, this isn't the first time I've had penis in my mouth

I love self checkout, if only for the fact that they mean I never have to deal with a high school student when shopping for groceries

The hype pretty much flopped for me as soon as I saw the trailer. I'll still see it this weekend, but I'm not super excited about it or anything.

This law will be struck down the first time it's challenged

You pretty much nailed it.

You'll lose your jailbreak for sure. Your data should be able to sync just like normal, but keep in mind this isn't a final build and there could be bugs

Yeah, it's just fucking weird

That's one of the most ridiculous straw men I've ever seen propped up

This is especially ridiculous since Netflix allows users to designate up to 5 devices for streaming, and those devices don't have to be the account holder's. So I'm using my mom's netflix streaming account to stream to my Xbox, which Netflix doesn't prevent, but if I'm in Tennessee I'm going to prison. Nice.

Yes, yes, and yes. And you know what, sometimes I have worn a swim suit on vacation from sunup until sundown

That was my first question, those are like 17 year old middle schoolers

It has. Halo 3 had this years ago (not sure about 2) and Reach has it as well. Bungie calls them "Heat Maps" and you can view them either on an individual level to see where you personally have the most kills/deaths on a given map, or globally

Haha yeah I know the feeling. It's too bad, $20 for both games plus all the DLC is basically unbeatable. Even $46 isn't that bad a deal though

Dragon Age deal is gone at the moment

In other words, the fastest time isn't really held by a human anymore.

Ah ok. Well I guess I mean some graphics option that isn't a step down from the current offering

An upgraded processor is what I was really waiting for to consider an Air, but if it means integrated graphics I'll still probably pass in favor of a 13" Pro

These kinds of ridiculous stories are a weekly occurrence in Massachusetts

"You want to play music from your iPhone when you're in the car. You want to control everything from the in-dash head unit. Rarely do these two pieces of hardware work together in harmony."