@xd.Balls: That's not the joke. I've got it in my iTunes, he actually says practically the same line about people getting impatient waiting on a signal going to space and back

Joe Rogan basically did this joke a few years ago.

@Thunderbyte: Yeah, obviously. GreenPois0n will jailbreak all current gen iOS devices

Excellent, I'm looking forward to Sunday now. Upgrading to 4.1 and jailbreaking my iPhone and iPad will be my little project for the day

@ithrewitontheground: Fuck!

@Darth_something_cool_but_evil: Irrelevant. Fee not paid, service not provided. It is however the town's error that they did not have a provision in place for the eventuality that someone had a fire and hadn't paid the fee. That seems only logical to me.

@ithrewitontheground: You can read the fucking source article too

@chidomes:"'I thought they'd come out and put it out, even if you hadn't paid your $75, but I was wrong,' said Gene Cranick."

The Cranicks are fucking idiots for not paying then expecting to get their house put out, but the fire department also should definitely have a provision where they'll put out the fire of residents outside the town but assess them the cost of the emergency services if they don't pay the annual fee.

@Justin Dean Job: Doesn't matter who wrote it. It's still an editing fail

If I saw that thing under my car I would freak the fuck out. It looks exactly like it would be a remote detonated pipe bomb. But hey, now I'll know it's just the FBI tracking me

@AwokeKnowing: I lol'd

Isn't the highest resolution available for Android like 800x480?

All I ask is that someone make a Google TV box with like 6 USB ports for local storage. Then I'll definitely be on board

I'm not a big internet grammar nazi but shit, that was hard to read.

@LilaFowler: As soon as I saw her in the trailer that's all I could think about. Channeling is putting it mildly

I'll still hold off on getting into this until season 1 is done. That's pretty much how I treat any new overhyped TV show. It keeps me from wasting my time with shit like Flash Forward

All of those are pretty awesome

@geolemon: If you think Iran isn't doing their best to develop nuclear weapons you're fucking dreaming

I've never watched Dr. Who but my sister is a Who fanatic and she'd love this. Except it's sold out :(