I am glad they are going all in and not settling for some 3/5 BS compromise.

For the Oilers Red Wings to stick with someone as lackluster as Chiarelli Holland just smacks of the same lazy leadership that turned Edmonton’s Detroit’s last decade into a blank void of tanking without payoff. 

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Huh...my money was on somebody from Germany getting pooh’d on.  

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Oh, I get it... Mario is Nintendo, and Yoshi is their fans!

“We’re not hitting you over the head with artificial scarcity, we’re just directing you towards hot-ticket items! (Okay, really it was the former.)
But we definitely won’t drop you in a chasm in a heartbeat to get a leg up!”

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

Blackhawks Trade Artemi Panarin To Columbus For Brandon. Saad!

Kevin - “This course sucks!”

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Gundy’s version accords nicely with the Oklahoma state history curriculum.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

You hear “deuce” enough times in one day and you start to fall in line.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.