My niece & nephew just got a damp face cloth none of these fancy wipes business.   But then they were cloth diapered so just threw them in with the wash anyway. 

It’s just chewing smooth things feel nice on sore gums. There is no science behind it, but man the necklaces worry the hell out of me for the choking hazard long before I worry that their parents are idiots.

They literally cover mopping floors in the dishsoap section. Get on your hands & knees with a microfibre clothe & some hot soapy water bam floor clean. It said what you need not what’d be nice to have. Make it 6 & throw in a mop. I’d make it 8 & throw in bar keeps friend & micro fibre duster if we’re expanding past…

They literally cover mopping floors in the dishsoap section. Get on your hands & knees with a microfibre clothe &…

My friend keeps her handbag on the back seat for the same reason.  Not having somewhere to put her keys when she gets out reminds her to get it and thus not forget her kid.  Not that she has forgotten him as far as I know. 

Or do what we did as kids & dig a hole further up the beach deep enough that the water seeps in.  Seriously a shower curtain. 

Scary Game Squad playing anything. A bunch of easily scared guys playing scary games. Their play through of Until Dawn is my favorite and their SOMA play through is great because of them trying to figure out what is happening while also panicking every 2 seconds.  The only way I could watch either of these games being…

Bacon was the straw that broke my vegetarian mothers resolve. 

Today I learned you need money to be polite. 

Well certainly not the almost 50% of the population that didn’t even bother to vote in the last election which was strangely made up mostly of people that aren’t boomers. Boomers voted, for both parties, but the important part is they actually got off their asses & voted, they didn’t sit around whining about it on the…

Yeah because old people can’t learn anything new & only do things the same way they did in their 20's & certainly don’t keep up with financial trends in any way shape or form. Fuck could you be any ruder about a big old chunk of the population?   Herpa derpa old people be stoopid. 

Lord if you weren’t naked you were dressed fine for an Outback Steakhouse.  Though as an Aussie I find the whole thing terribly annoying food in Australia is much better than that place would imply.  Also went on Australia day as a joke with my US husband & not one person there knew what that meant.  

I’ve got leather high heel crocs that look nicer than half the shoes people wear to my office, but are as comfy as a pair of the clogs.  I could wear these babies to a wedding.  Also got some cute summer wedges from them.  Don’t knock ‘em until you’ve tried ‘em. 

The IRS Can’t tell if I deducted money from my 401k to roll over but didn’t roll over it until a few days later in a new tax year. We’ve got a long way to go before they’ll get the reporting systems they need, mainly because of a cetain demographics fear of the government having too much info on them I suspect. Hell…

Did you add salt? People often undersalt things like this salt brings out flavor.  

Hmmm yes texting someone is exactly the same as putting people in concentration camps.

They didn’t lock the kids up at anything like the rate & then released most of the within a few days in cases where they were detained. Not every single family had their children locked up. You know these facts, I’m not saying he was perfect, I’m just saying the “they’re both the same” argument gets us no where,…

Yeah I’m not feeling morally ambiguous in anyway about doxing people that think putting kids in concentration camps is a good idea. For once this is not about “ethics in gaming journalism” but actual issues where kids are getting hurt. So take your false equivalency and bugger off, then keep buggering off until you’ve…

Well you know except for the actually having legroom, wide comfortable seats, lack of carryon bags jammed into the overhead because no one wants to wait 5 minutes to collect their bags and the fact these people still have their human dignity & aren’t in tracksuits with their bare feet on my seat. Then yes it’s just…

Stupid knows no religion or socio economic divide.

Well I don’t think the theory means you don’t check the quality of an item before you buy it. I think it’s more sometimes paying more for quality is worth it.