So you don’t wash your asshole in the shower? Do you take a shit between washing & toweling? Is your ass so loose poop just falls out? Maybe try some fibre if that’s the case

Wash your hands after peeing. Just because your immune system kicks ass doesn’t mean everyone elses does & now everything you touch is covered with pee & dick germs.

Give up trying to do it because you can’t find a tonic water that isn’t over sweetened or full of artificial sweetener. What is with you crazy Americans tonic water is supposed to taste have a flavor other than sweet & to be dry that’s the point.

Didn’t say you were, not everything is about you.

Do you read Terry Pratchett?

Trouble is much like with many other types of self destructive problems and addictive problems be they alcoholism, drugs or the addictive anger of the incels you can’t help people until they are willing to admit they have a problem. At the moment they believe their problem is a feature not a bug. .

I surround my Rat Terrier shaped on with a wall made of a throw rug rolled up. It insulates me from his body heat and he thinks he’s still snuggled against my leg.

When I lived in a drier climate I used to keep a spray bottle of water by my bed, & mist the sheet I slept under. It kept me nice & cool.

Can anyone recommend a mattress topper for a memory foam mattress for keeping you cool in summer. All the ones I’ve tried are just basically thick quilts that are supposed to insulate from the mattress but all they do is make me feel hotter.

Literally just returned one of these yesterday. On the plus side, super soft, very well made. On the down side every single one of them says cooling & they are anything but. Actually made my memory foam mattress feel hotter and sweatier. Would be great if trying to make an old mattress softer or in winter if you feel…

Literally just returned one of these yesterday. On the plus side, super soft, very well made. On the down side every…

Micro fibre clothes I fling in a basket under the sink with the dishtowels at the end of the day & throw them in the wash when I do a load.

People in this day & age just can’t let things not be about them. So they have to do this sort of perverted shit.

No. NO. NO Oh God No. She’s totally doing it for the outrage views too. Fuck her. This is a kid flinging shit at a work of art & saying look at me because they’ve got no talent of their own.

The Touring Plans App I can’t recommend enough. The interface is a little dated but it is flexible as heck, you can update it on the fly as plans change. You can set itineraries for the day based on walking speed and it was pretty damn accurate for us on estimated wait times. The trick is to trust the app & not try to…

Went as a childless adult this year with my husband and adult niece. Had a great time. If you are not a fan of anything Disney, Pixar or Star Wars related in anyway you might not have fun otherwise let your inner 6 year old out & squeal like a kid when you meet Mickey Mouse & hug Daisy Duck & chat with Gaston & Buzz…

There is a website that does a calendar of the best day to travel using predicted numbers etc based on passed numbers. They have an amazing app, it helps you calculate a schedule at each park to get the shortest wait times, it takes into account fastpasses & you can change it on the fly. It is worth every penny. We…

It’s great until your dog smears dog poop from one end of the house to the other.

It was made for the money not for the story. Got to fund the good films somehow.

Don’t care still doing it.

Nah it’s easy. Cook the meat under pressure to slightly less than the time. Release pressure, throw in veg etc, cook in saute/simmer mode until done.