Hull City have really perfected pissing away a lead late.

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

Boogaard was never going to be a candidate for one, and now Jordan's about to become an entirely different kind of Hart trophy.