Lizzo tweeted her photo as well as her name. Being recognized by Postmates customers or even randos on the street isn’t unlikely.

At the same time why is it incumbent on her to have to shut up and sit down when she’s been wronged?  That just smacks of “don’t get uppity” to me.

I think you mean maybe she flew the coop due to a coup and was lucky to escape in her coupe. 

Wells reportedly stopped working at Postmates because of the incident and “lives in fear.”

This is what happens when the little sister is bigger than the big sister. You get Baby D in the lion’s den trying start some mess. Thank gawd the lion remembered what happened to Harambe and didn’t fall for the banana in the tailpipe this time.

I'm sure that even though she didn't win The Darwin Award, she's happy just to be nominated. 

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.