How about we get the city to limit traffic to LOCAL USE ONLY on residential streets, and FORCE cars to use the crowded arteries designed for them. My neighborhood is clotted with these speed bumps (which plow the front of my car into the ground because they're too tall), roundabouts and other impediments to us LOCALS…

When people that live on the streets drive on them, they are usually mindful of the speed limits, children, pets, etc. When some yahoo that us just cutting around traffic because he's in a hurry does, he's usually doing 2x the speed limit and doesn't care he just ran over your kid's ball.

To be fair, this is what happens when you socialize an function. The residents aren't reporting fake collisions to police, they're playing the system to avoid extra traffic running down their side streets. Nothing's actually preventing this traffic from rolling through, they're just stopping Waze from encouraging…

'My' in the sense of the flat I live in, at a heavily discounted rate. It belongs to a friend of mine who's so wealthy, he once forgot about an entire house he owned.

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

The thing is, if you're savvy about it, it's generally fairly easy to tell which cars are being flipped by the registration history (two ownership changes in the last few months? I'm out!), or the little details that become evident with experience. Not bulletproof, by any means, but stay sharp and you'll generally…

Great shape, light wear!*

It's a testament to them that I could listen to this show with my wife and both of us would be entertained. And we were absolutely geeked when we first watched Cars and saw them perfectly cast as the old Dodge A100 and Dart.

Maybe it's because I'm going to be 40 in a couple weeks, or maybe it's because I now live in a grid-based, midwestern city (in contrast to my rural New England upbringing) or maybe it's because the winds of the industry worldwide are blowing away from the traditional three-pedal manual...but I can't get as worked up…

Well since the VW is actually a manual and the Audi is a shiftable automatic that they labeled as a manual (one of the greatest car selling offenses), I would go with the VW.

Are you familiar with the meaning of the word "unfairly?"

Between the safety pedigrees of Saab and Volvo, I'm pretty sure the Swedes are capable of warping space-time.

"No one [on Jalopnik] really cares about mobile hotspots from the factory."

this is not the saab you're looking for if you're looking to do a Chevy V8 swap project in fact I think you'd get a bunch of eccentric looking fellows with pitchforks outside your garage if you did.

Which will come in quite handy as it rolls away from you, engulfed in petroleum-fueled hellfire...

We all know that calling any BMW owner 'one cold ****' is redundant.

Not arguing that it is a nice car but lets get real. This has way more perceived value to the owner than it ever will to a potential buyer. Owners of Lexus' and Corvette's have the same issue. Just because a bunch of people online all think their car is worth more doesn't mean it is actually worth more to a buyer.

May your late night endeavors be successful.

More like Mitsubishi Mirage money. The Niva's Main Claim to fame (besides being an entirely capable offroader) is that its as cheap as the dirt its designed to go play in.

Volvo 740 wagon.