Where the fuck does this exist? Ever other cab I’ve ever experience has some shit story about how his credit reader doesn’t work. UBER. FOR. LIFE.

Welcome to the 21st century Nielsen. Now, I know you’re excited about this new “Internet” frontier, but look away from your CRT for a moment. This cellular telephone I’m holding... can also view television through the Internet. Shhh Sh Shh, deep breaths. Nothing to worry about, only 2/3 of americans have them. If…

couldn’t help myself

I agree. I despise so much that I never look at that channel on the TV-with-typewriter thingy.

the moronic drivel that makes up 99% of the shit people post on it

Marketshare doesn’t pay the bills. Profits do.

Samuel’s betrayal was one of the best moments in video games, ever. It actually hurt me on an emotional level.

It’s worth noting that Uber is (sometimes significantly) cheaper if there’s no surge pricing in effect, even cheaper still if you don’t tip the Uber driver, and even cheaper still if you have a Capitol One Quicksilver Card (20% back on every Uber ride). It could be as much as 50% cheaper if everything goes your way.

Well, yeah, and all the more reason to wash your vegetables, you know? They don’t use pesticides on the AS tobacco, though, and tobacco has fewer pest problems to begin with just because it’s tobacco.

People always find a way to piss and moan about Apple announcements and how underwhelmed they personally feel. I don’t know another company that is held to the standards of Apple. Hey Mercedes you gave us airbags last year! But what about this year! 6 CD Changer? Fuck that. We need a another revolution!

So, it took us 30+ years to crack down on these ‘natural’ cigarettes... and 6 months to ban e-cigs, and make sure they aren’t labeled as a smoking cessation tool. Thank god for corporate lobbyists!

It’s amazing that cab apologists exist. They are almost universally horrible whatever city you go.

I thought it was only the tourists who fell for that “Arro doesn’t work” scam. Get them back at their own game, guys. When a cabbie feeds you the, “I have to drive you to an ATM” bullshit, counter with, “Sorry, my ATM card was demagnetized. If this was a cash-only ride, you should have told me up front.” Miraculous…

Finally. It’s only in one city, and it’s not ubiquitous, but it’s a start.

Huh, wonder where Facebook got that screen flashing white for selfies idea? Oh right, ironically Apple’s Photo Booth software, which was released in 2005.

It was not that they do not take credit cards as much as “their swiper is not working”.

Apple’s Photo Booth has been flashing the screen white on MacBooks for years already. Since 2005 in fact.

Thanks for catching my error. I guess Metal Gear is...

The problem with hailing a cab via an app in NYC has always been that the cabbie is always going to be incentivized to pick up a fare as quickly as possible. If I summon a cab at 4:30 when they are in high demand, why would the cabbie drive past 20 other people with their arms outstretched just to come get me if he’s…