Why is Ten Forward on Deck Two? Wouldn't that make it... Two Forward?

Nailed it!

I will enjoy my ten dollar sandwich. And I will leave you to your 25$ fruit and cheese plate.

I know you mean that sarcastically? But you're not wrong.

(Other days of the year are negotiable)

I’m the one with the sandwich. Yes, I bought it at the terminal. Yes, it’s smelly. But they serve the same sandwich out of the food cart, they just charge 15$ more for it.

Correct. The next spiritual guide of all Tibetan Buddhists will be a gorgeous woman. Confirmed.

If she’s not attractive, she’s not the proper Dalai Lama. Just like if she’s born in a country controlled by China, she’s not the proper Dalai Lama. It's all part of the prophecy to help us identify the next incarnation, who will apparently be quite bodacious.

Let’s not fool ourselves — the overwhelming majority of people are unattractive

You clearly missed the point - he just said the next incarnation would be a woman. An extremely attractive woman.

Don't stop me now?

He just said the next incarnation would be a lady. Why does it matter that she’s going to be super hot?

Yes and next time he visits he’s going to be a smokin’ hot babe. LO, THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

Um, he’s not being sexist, he’s predicting the future. Where he’ll be reincarnated as a super hot chick. So yeah a frumpy lady would be useless in this context - because she wouldn’t be the right Chosen One! The prophecy is very clear in this case and everybody’s being awfully insensitive about it.

Right, in this hypothetical, the act of predicting, hypothesizing, or scrutinizing creates unpredictable outcomes in any scenario. Go through life oblivious, and everything’s going works as you expect it to. Look too close, and you probably die, generally, or are baffled senseless. Like, you know water is wet, you…

Those “not even a little fun” moments sounded like they were probably great fun for the other guy.

He’s saying that he could, he just can’t be bothered since it’d be the same deck all the way up.

“As a player, all you can do is make a deck that gives you the best opportunity to win and hope things break your way during the majority of games.”

This is exactly why I think they should group this kind of player with likeminded players. Let them play the way they want - with other people who feel the same way. Put them on their own “Quarantine” server and watch them rage and curse at one another — and pocket their cash while you’re at it. Why not?

It could be totally comprehensible, except under scrutiny. Results would be predictable, except when attempting to define patterns of behavior or determine processes.