Wow! Very cool! How many prints will you make? Do you know where I can get one? Also can you say some things about unpacking conceptual space, that would really help me validate my existence. Thanks!

Why is Ten Forward on Deck Two? Wouldn't that make it... Two Forward?

Nailed it!

I will enjoy my ten dollar sandwich. And I will leave you to your 25$ fruit and cheese plate.

I know you mean that sarcastically? But you're not wrong.

(Other days of the year are negotiable)

I’m the one with the sandwich. Yes, I bought it at the terminal. Yes, it’s smelly. But they serve the same sandwich out of the food cart, they just charge 15$ more for it.

Correct. The next spiritual guide of all Tibetan Buddhists will be a gorgeous woman. Confirmed.

If she’s not attractive, she’s not the proper Dalai Lama. Just like if she’s born in a country controlled by China, she’s not the proper Dalai Lama. It's all part of the prophecy to help us identify the next incarnation, who will apparently be quite bodacious.

Let’s not fool ourselves — the overwhelming majority of people are unattractive

You clearly missed the point - he just said the next incarnation would be a woman. An extremely attractive woman.

Don't stop me now?

He just said the next incarnation would be a lady. Why does it matter that she’s going to be super hot?

Yes and next time he visits he’s going to be a smokin’ hot babe. LO, THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

Um, he’s not being sexist, he’s predicting the future. Where he’ll be reincarnated as a super hot chick. So yeah a frumpy lady would be useless in this context - because she wouldn’t be the right Chosen One! The prophecy is very clear in this case and everybody’s being awfully insensitive about it.

Pretty sure Luke ends up as a ghost in the first sequel. They're playing up the Obiwan parallel pretty hardcore.

Taking only the six Lucas films into consideration, it’s pretty clear what the prophecy meant by ‘balance to the force’— no Jedi, and no Sith. If the prophecy is about Anakin (Yoda, our preeminent Force guru, thinks it is) then that’s his legacy. The extermination of both Jedi and Sith orders.

I heard that Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker. From a certain point of view.

Yeah, I can see why you’re confused. When you see the world in ethical absolutes, it’s easy to get upset. But this is a hypothetical future issue - there’s shades of grey here. IF robots are lifelike human simulations, do their desires matter? Does our treatment of them reflect on us as ethical beings? Maybe. Probably…

I’m with you, but in this case they’re saying “Apple’s new thing is better than their old thing,” so it doesn't quite make that point.