Imagine a sexually frustrated straight man. But then you find out he is not straight. You have pictured frustrated homosexuality.

... she said, unironically, in the comments section of a Jezebel article.

Good movie tho, amirite?

Well researched post. Please keep us appraised of your findings in the future.

Sure, but you could probably make a run of Pepboys, right?

I think the point was that they could, but they don’t feel like it. They already made three shitloads. They just can’t give another shit at this point.

Bland is such an unfortunate last name. Like, hi, my name is Stan Mild. I could be an extreme, I dunno, inner city bass jump enthusiast but you’d still think i’m milquetoast. Oh, that reminds me of another unfortunate last name.

He looks maddeningly photoshopped.

Wouldn’t it be rad if that was a thing? Like, you still pay the same amount, but you can be like “none for war, thanks, see you next year IRS”

Wait are you saying that sex is where babies come from? That can't be right.

I’m pretty sure it’s in the late twenties, early thirties.

Well I thought your comment was conttasty. :)

Omg summarize the video you guys are the worst about this

Hey at least it happened on day one of the beta, and not day one of the launch. Beta is beta, bugs are the point.

Who are you calling conttast?!

Bye!

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That’s super dumb analysis there. It’s a community. It acts like a community does. Sometimes it's a dumb community.

ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME THERES NO TIME FOR ANYTHING BUT CAPITAL LETTERS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Well, yeah, because there were no summer camps back then duh