You’ve literally just described every customer facing job, my friend.

The only things J.B. Smoove couldn’t save are the Titanic (because they didn’t allow black performers on board - I was there and know it for a fact!) and this Hindenturd of a show! Even the missus made me turn this one off and suggested we go out for a rental. We got in a car and I hit the neighbors mailbox, which…

Walk Hard is an absolutely perfect parody and it isn't physically possible for it to be funnier 

Saying that Walk Hard should’ve been funnier is a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Okay, that was pretty good. There’s life in AVClub writing yet.

Yes, we get it. You’re Billy Badass. My guess is that you would be Billy Bitch the second your slap didn’t knock Carrey down.

Is this literally an article about a couple of Tweets a guy made and how he’s not in a movie that nobody ever said he was in?

Next you’ll tell me that they wanted her to wear makeup and hired some ‘wardrobe stylist’ to tell her how to dress!

Quaid, stop the reactor.

Stop giving this guy air.

You can if they are Golden Books! They are like 20 pages each and even that is mostly pictures. I recommend “The Little Engine That Could”. Such an upbeat story of positive thinking saving the day!

Honestly, I don’t want the music deplatformed. I’m Jewish and I’m absolutely crushed by Ye’s words and the pile-on from Nazi fuckheads hanging their banners on the LA freeway. But his music (at least through MBDTF) is so unimpeachably good. I don’t want to lose it for anything. I have to believe that the guy who wrote…

Real deep, Sam

Oh crikey!

Not to mention that the elf wanting to be a dentist despite the disapproval of his peers has been interpreted as a coming out metaphor by some.

It literally just follows the plot of the song (which is decades older than the special). All the bullying by the other reindeer (and Rudolph’s eventual triumph) shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who has heard the song. Which is everyone who has listened to radio or been in a store from Halloween to Christmas. It’s…

Seriously? How so? Why would anyone have anything against a rather charming piece of stop motion animation? Although personally, I prefer the lesser known “The Year Without A Santa Claus” (1974), also a Rankin/Bass production, but mainly because I think the songs are better.

Yeah. Those specials were formative to generations of Weird Kids. “So you’ve got big ears or a weird nose, or some disability that the other kids tease you for? Kid, you’re going to save Christmas!”

you, sir, are entitled to your wrong opinion.

“sadly over-sexualized” as if that isn’t one of the only good things about this movie