I’m definitely concerned that up until now, BreadnMaters has been under the impression that condoms work 100% of the time. Like Ross in the episode where Rachel tells him she’s pregnant with his child.

Condoms are supposed to be “bullet proof” but does the guy do everything he can to make sure there aren’t any cracks and holes before using it?

Gracious of you to yourself to believe your own comparison is fair.

Used many condoms in my lifetime and I never “inspected” them.  Weird analogy. 

I love the double-whammy of “I’m scared this presages a technocratic dystopia!” and “I haven’t gone out in a decade!”

This is interesting to me; I read this part:

Having watched the clip and taken Stewart’s advice, I object(!) that he laughed at MTG ranting at Anthony Fauci about Covid being a lab leak when Stewart also claimed Covid was a lab leak in June of 2021 on Colbert’s show.

People obviously have different releationships with their phones because I don’t find the SMS option anywhere near infuriating. Even if you don’t make a habit of staring at your phone, if you’re waiting for an important message, it feels like a small inconvenience to increase the volume and turn on vibrate to make…

This isn’t directed at you specifically, but it’s weird that so many people complain about trailers giving away too much these days, and then a trailer like this comes out and some folks are like “Sure, but what’s the movie about?”

but with amphibians

Did you stop, collaborate and listen? 

Ana de Armas is great in the role if you think Marilyn Monroe spent her life unsuccessfully hiding that she was a native Spanish speaker.

Are you telling me the movies people keep having tantrums over every time someone says “eh, not for me” are…for babies?

Well then you can’t work for The AV Club then.

Eh, attractive people produce weird looking kids all the time. Just look at—and I’m genuinely sorry, because I’m being super mean here, but...—Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughters.

“We were doing a show with Cypress Hill and House Of Pain and Funk Dubious...”

That’s Funkdoobiest, the L.A. hip-hop group.

So it’ll be a while before we get “Tag 2”?

That’s a lot like real life when people lose touch after 20 some-odd years. 

Good. She’s a terrific actress and didn’t deserve to have a career end with the scandal. She committed a crime, but if there’s a range, which there is, her actions weren’t too egregious. Every parent, even the wealthy ones, wants their children to do well and will do anything for them to succeed if given the…

“. . . but it would have been nice to be able to complete the story we wanted to finish.”