Journalism tip #4563: if your piece circles around a certain line of dialogue, which you reference several times, include the line of dialogue for your reader.

Black Monday was severely underrated (including by the AV Club), but I didn’t think there would be another season so expectations met!

I don’t know, Andy Dick may very well have set on motion the events leading to Phil Hartman’s murder. That’s gotta be worth at least a couple thousand rube-related COVID deaths

Yes, but calling it a typo is inaccurate. They’re playing into the joke Schurr himself intended

This sounds like a terrible idea. Let's do it!

“How To Be Perfec” is, in fact, how it appears on the front cover.

They refuse vaccines because they’re selfish cowards, which, in turn, hurts people. It’s as simple as that. This isn’t complicated.

He was also great playing himself (in a "surprise" reveal) in the little watched Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

I’d happily wear a mask every winter for the rest of my life. I haven’t had a cold for almost three years now, it keeps my face warm when I’m walking outside, and I don’t have to make small talk when I run into someone I sort of know from that job a few years ago.

It’s your job doing nothing but making the art you love?

Thats not really a dap, they did a standard handshake and one arm hug. A dap is more like the predator handshake

I won't leave Spotify for Neil, but I'm certainly not staying for Joe

You know there are other celebrities aside from Joe Rogan that appeal to 18-35 year olds right? Just like there were morons appealing to that demographic in the 60s 70s 80s 90s

They don't really melt the cheese anyway, they just put it on a hot patty and it softens. But to your point, still preferable 

I think this resurfaces once a year. It’s the McDonald’s version of the “baby it’s cold out” nontroversy

Thats not a very acturate analogy. If a properly functioning instant pot killed someone using it for its intended function, then you might be a little more wary of it.

He definitely is. He probably made back the cost for Donda with the listening parties alone. The rightwing stuff didn't hurt his fanbase nearly as much as you might think. He also has partnerships with multiple brands. He generates a lot of money. 

What a stupid comment.

Oh you can bet Scab Barsanti and Scabiana Tenreyro have no sense of loyalty or honour

I don't understand this article. You're saying this isn't an entertaining, joyful video? Wtf is this place now?