Is this fool really using the Shaggy defense?!

And she’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

And Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them, give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...

I had seen murmurs of it on twitter but thought it had to be a joke because no one could believe such a ridiculous obvious lie — like, how would a pizza place use “pizza” as a codeword for anything illegal? — but I was so naive about people’s stupidity and meanness back then.

The pundit class has had some wildly disparate reactions to people being yelled at or chastised in public spaces this year.

Is there anything more delicious than a super special super white snowflake crying about needing a safe space?

I mean is he trying to bribe or reporters or sell them a time share

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

Never thought that Mitt Romney and his binders would look appealing.

Let’s just call this what it is: he offered that job to Ben Carson because he associates the word “Urban” with “Black”. We’re living in a fucking Chappelle’s Show skit. My God.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

She should follow him wherever he goes, as part of hus Secret Service detail.

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

Truly, this has been the strangest fucking year. Glenn Beck has sometimes spoken sense. Glenn Beck!

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

Oh HELL no. Good for you standing up to him, the jerk. Along the same vein I was downstairs the other day getting coffee and a guy who works in my building was standing next to me and noticed the safety pin on my shirt. Our only interaction up to that point had been nods in the lobby, etc. He smirked and said, “Oh…

I hate people who make like Rand Paul for a second.

One more reason to hate Trump. I find myself in Rand Paul’s corner.

Can anyone explain to me why dumb people think people who aren’t in the country legally can get on welfare? It’s already too hard for people who have never even left the country to get government assistance.