Jesus fuck, I am seriously going to miss that man over the next four years. I’m going to seriously miss the eloquence and intellect of George W. fucking Bush!

We’re going to need a metric fuck ton more of these.

*slowly blinking*

Honey, I am sorry. If you’re going to be taking them for more than a couple of days, try to take those Xanax on a schedule — they are less addictive that way. And step down when you stop, instead of just stopping. Ain’t nobody needs any additional suffering at this point.

“So so sad that people are trying to hold me accountable for my racism.”

He is going to bring the country together. As soon as his followers realize he can’t lock her up, we’re going to be the United States of Fuck Donald Trump.

I am having such a hard time with people posting articles about the forgotten people with the bad economy voting because they were desperate. I’m sorry...when its about liberals, aren’t we supposed to be pulling ourselves up by our proverbial bootstraps???

I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

First election in fifty years without full protection of the voting rights act. Coincidence?

that’s like, 2 inches of thread and a safety pin. for $4 fucking dollars that she hasn’t decided if she’s going to donate yet.

The trial is set for November 28th? I thought that was Election Day?

“This has been a gut-wrenching campaign, as everybody knows, and the nation is just beginning the long healing process,” he continued. “And I think the last thing we need right now is to have a trial about events that occurred six years ago or seven years ago, in which Mr. Trump—President-elect Trump—is a personal…

Reagan would neither have run for a third term (Nancy wouldn’t have let him; she’d been carrying him the final two years) nor won it - popular though he was on the right, even his fans saw he was a VERY OLD 78.

The toxic fumes might kill us all.

Screw that, there should be organized mass burnings of trump merchandise, just like they did with disco records.

I wonder when it sunk in. Remember that press conference when he stood behind Trump with the look of someone who’d just shit his pants? I wonder if this was all flashing before his eyes in that moment...

Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

I think it was Bill Hicks who had the routine about the new President’s first national security briefing, where he sees film of the JFK shooting from angles no one has ever seen before....

[Going into brief]: Imma take out Isis and restore relations with Russia, and be tough on China.

congrats on reaching the bargaining stage