The heaviest free weight you can lift... is the one inside.

Would have been way funnier if he said a number less than 4.

He’s not much of a starchman, that’s for sure. 

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Could the Raptors flip him?

I was curious, so I made a word cloud of this week’s Dead Letters (removed “to”, “from”, and “subject” as those were throwing things off)

From: Stacey Hoppes

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

The Story of the 2018-2019 Lakers as told by Jimbojoebob:

Has anyone said “LeBrondo” yet?  Am I the first???  

When LeBron goes to LA, the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Austin Rivers, off-brand Toronto Kobe, whichever Morris brother is healthy, and Bismack Biyombo. 

If North Korea can party with the United States, South Korea can party with Mexico. 

So are the London Drugs some Canadian expansion team?

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

Bris-tan Thompson

POTUS has a podcast?