Yeah I'm on the couch watching 13 going on 30 because I'm over the news lately.

False, Chrstina Hendricks gets away with it due to inflection point ratios and chest size which are both science.

I can't stop look at this GIF!!!!!

So, that wig was done on purpose?

I've been waiting for a few days for an open thread (I was gone yesterday so I missed the Social Club). I need to hear some good romantic stories. I got married a month ago, and in the few weeks that have past I know of 2 coworkers and a family member who are all getting divorced. So many other people I know always…

Sometimes the only thing to learn is, "This person is an asshole, and I am in fact leaving as fast as possible."

No, you're wrong. Friend-stealing is when someone comes along and does everything in their power to make the target be on their side and throw the other friend under the bus, usually with shit-talking and compromising free time so the target and other friend don't get the chance to hang out.

Not necessarily. A friend stealer will "seduce" and dazzle your friends. It hurts to see a friendship thrown over for a new face.

Sara, you got #3 wrong.

*Pushes both pairs of Vibrams under the couch while looking around to see if anyone noticed*

Restricted list is my favorite list. I'm quite the fan of the "unsubscribe" button, too!

If anyone is interested, you can get that stuffed carrot from IKEA. It should be on clearance now..or on sale. I don't even have kids and I recognize that carrot.

Have you ever tried Southern Tier Choklat? I get the coffee notes in a lot of chocolate beers too (and love them) but Choklat literally tastes like melted chocolate to me. There's no other way to describe it, honestly, just delicious. If that doesn't work for you chocolate-wise I think there's no other option…

The sooner you give up as an adult on the concept of life being fair, the happier you'll be.

I was brought up in the deep south during segregation and while "Negro" and "Negress" were proper usage (only adaptations of the Spanish for Black after all), the N word was never polite, it was ALWAYS derogatory. There is no "context" in which it was an acceptable word EVER. There is no excuse for using it today, and…

If your friend is Patti Smith is it OK if she uses the N word?

I go to AA. It is the only thing that worked for me, and I don't feel that the program is so cookie cutter. Women work with female sponsors, and to be honest, most textbook alcoholics do have a very strong will—-not "ego" but "strong will." And a directionless, dysfunctional strong will is no bueno. AA has helped me…

What he should have said:

"These were made by a candy artisan in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and cost $5 per piece. You have 50 pieces. You're welcome. :) :) :) "

This sums up how I feel about this.