I babysat a kid in high school whose mom had to bleach and disinfect everything before, during, and after use because GERRMMMSS! Anyway, big surprise, this kid had a horrible immune system and was sick with nasty colds and ear/throat infections practically every other month. Another fun story was that the mom slept…

I went to a wedding like this once. My BF and I went in together on a keg of really good beer. Even though there was some wine and other alcohol being provided everyone really appreciated it. Even people who weren't really beer drinkers. SO, if this sounds like something that could work for you, find a local brewery…

Can't the kids just calm down and have a nice cup of nutmeg tea anymore.

Yeah same here. I kept waiting for the "rapping" part to come in but it just continued sounding like a high pitched Christopher Walken impression with a cat carelessly stepping around on a Casio somewhere in the background.

Haha yes! That actually sounds a little more awesome in a million ways. And also hilarious to imagine.

In the video that accompanied the Design Taxi article the woman also said that she will do things like, prepare your house for sale, negotiate car leases, and said one of the weirdest things she's done so far was to help a girl bring her dog to the U.S. from Spain (which apparently wasn't easy and required a lot of…

Well, I definitely apply this to emails. As far as I can tell, no one reads anything longer than 2 sentences anymore (specifically in emails).

Right! There was a female actors roundtable discussion she was a part of where she talked about how she had to try and approach Skyler and figure out who she was. Basically Skyler's character was built on the idea that she isn't supposed to be her own person as much as she's supposed to be a reaction to Walt and a way…

I don't understand why more people aren't worried about:

Haha yeah thanks! Blog commenting is apparently very serious business! And now I shall imagine you as some kind of wizened internet cowboy leaning against an old out of use crossroads sign post, giving advice to stray passerbys.

OH and, this stupid new Kinja thing doesn't let you go back to edit posts, sooo, here we are.

Haha, I it was more of an accidental troll fail because I was actually asking a genuine question but I guess quite a few people thought I was only here to be a jerk. My intention was actually that it isn't fair that only the woman is meant to get time off, her husband should get it too so he can help her out with…

EDIT: My question was out of genuine curiosity but I appreciate that I'm an asshole just for asking it. However, I ALSO appreciate the genuine and informative responses, so thanks! I had no idea the information would be so varied. Google-ing does not give all answers.

Question: Do men ever get to have paternity leave? I assume the answer is no.

Ah, yes, let us never forget Stile Project.

I simultaneously love this book and have nightmares about it. In fact, I think I need to read it again soon!

I was recently on a flight from LAX to JFK. I used flyer miles, it was about $300, but OH "would you like to upgrade to first class for only $1200?". It was so absurd it seemed like a joke. As long as I have a neck pillow and headphones I really don't care too much about what "class" I'm in. I mean, can we just talk…

I Follow Rivers by Lykke Li.

Don't forget about Emma Stone! She used to be everyone's BFF too!

Guys, remember when Landry killed a guy?