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“Why is it that most of these people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”- Carlin

I know this isn’t the biggest issue at hand by FAR, and this man is a gross person, but imagine being able to grow a full beard and choosing to shave it into that fucking shape instead.

You have a flair for understatement.

So adorbs! Still trying the faux naïf “just asking questions” scam. Tres 2021. Do you still part your lips and furrow your brow to achieve the “Tucker Carlson” look?

Although this was poorly explained in the article, the issue here is one of inherent unfairness to same-sex couples. If a married straight couple has a child, the husband is listed as the father, whether or not he is the biological father. When a same sex couple has a child (by sperm donor or surrogate), many courts…

But the judge’s ruling wasn’t based on other issues in the relationship. The judge didn’t terminate Williams’ rights because of the restraining order or other circumstances. The judge ruled that one member of the married couple needed to adopt the child for it to be considered hers, even though the couple was married…

Yeah, the headline should be, “Lesbian Convinces Judge to Give Child to Sperm Donor Because She’s Bitter Toward Her Ex.”

They’re irrelevant to the case. Men don’t lose their parental rights because they are abusive.

Anyone that calls their wife “mother” and can’t be in another room with a woman because it is considered “cheating” has some major screws loose. He smells of cult. Remember, “Republicans...Cruelty is the Point (TM).”

“Jesus loves the people we hate.”

“Jesus was an influencer who got cancelled” has to be from an Eric Andre skit about a youth pastor, right?

The Servant Foundation is one of those names that SHOULD have been in Handmaid’s Tale but was just considered too on-the-nose for Atwood’s satire way back when. I’m so glad we’re finally here now.

I mean, I’d miss making fun of Idaho for shit just like this.

It’s not Melanie Lynskey’s job to heal the eating disorder of some hateful rando on the Internet. I mean, she’s free to make her look like a fool, but she’s not obligated to do it.

But I thought this was a sTaTeS rIgHtS issue? So why is this bitch thinking she can tell another state what to do?

An embryo is made up of about 100 cells. There are 150,000 cells just in the brain of a common housefly. We’d have more of a reason for criminalizing people who use fly swatters than doctors who destroy embryos. 

To me, this is the achilles heal of all “diets”. We go into them with the idea that they are effectively a “punishment” to be “endured”.

That looks exactly how I’d stand around a professional colleague I was required to spend time with. 

Sorry, why is this a story? Clearly this woman needs mental health assistance, not elevated social media visibility. Please don’t encourage shit like this.