I know. Tomato is a notorious, long-serving troll at Jezebel.

But I think he could benefit a lot from coming back down to earth, perhaps pausing to reflect next time he has the sudden itch to use the word “macabre.”

Baby food and breastmilk are two entirely different things. You can substitute formula for breastmilk, but in case you were unaware, there is an ongoing shortage of formula. But I can’t expect a barely sentient tomato to understand that.

Holmes clearly doesn’t. Why should I care about her kids more than she does?

If there’s one thing that Americans on all sides of the ideological ‘aisle’ can agree on, it’s the desire to PUNISH PUNISH PUNISH. FWIW, I agree with your arguments, but you’re not going to get through to a group of people who froth at the mouth at the slightest suggestion that their punitive society is broken.

I also happen to be a no-longer-practicing certified nurse midwife but I led with what (I thought) would lend medical credibility - clearly I was wrong.

Yes. Keep people just a few mistakes/accidents away from losing their ability to feed themselves, and they’ll stay compliant. More ‘elite’ professions that require higher education and training will remain reserved for wealthy students. DeSantis and his ilk don’t give a SHIT about CRT or gender studies. Their bottom…

The point is this: why do homosexual couples have to jump through extra hurdles when they are already on the birth certificate? My wife and I are going to start trying for a family this year. In addition to having my name on the birth certificate, I will have to pay $ to go through ‘second parent adoption.’ My brother…

You’re missing the point here. Both women were on the birth certificate. 

Not just sports. Keep your fucking religion out of my goddamn life. 

Oh, shut the fuck up. I’m so sick of people labeling assholes like this as gay because they are incapable of accepting that straight, white, cis-gendered people are the goddamn problem. Shut. The fuck. Up. 

Never!

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott defended his state’s abortion ban—and its noted lack of rape exceptions—by stating that he would simply “eliminate all rapists from the streets,”

I’m not surprised. Incontinence is not an uncommon result of seizures, but it certainly does not always happen. It’s a little callous to be dismissive of people who don’t urinate on themselves when they appear to be having a seizure. That’s not the criteria I’d use to determine whether someone is faking a seizure. 

Incontinence does not always occur with seizures. 

her status as a human being is not in question, and that alone is reason enough to not kill her

Democrats are conservative. Republicans are just more conservative.  

THANK YOU. 

You’re a pile of garbage. 

Pierce Brosnan has been with his wife for two decades. Leave him out of this!