I will quibble with you on the “no good rich people” because just LOOK at Dolly Parton! But as Republicans’ Lord and Savior Jesus Christ said, “it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle* than for a rich man to enter heaven.”

Shit, that almost humanizes her...

Yes I enlarged it and can see that’s him.

I was Executive Assistant to an impossibly rich man for 25+ years and came to know him better than he knew himself, which included knowing everything about the rich people who flocked to him, not because he was cool but because he was rich. The rich can sniff out money better than a gold digger.

What I love about that quote that it is so weirdly specific that it is almost certain that is the kind of stuff Ivanka and Jared talk about when meeting their friends. They legitimately seem like the worst mix of being boring, yet utterly convinced that they have so much to say.

The author notes how she benefitted from her friendship with Ivanka, who introduced her to an influential media mogul at a party. How much is her own success the product of extreme privilege? The Chapin education, 1% connections, the right parties, and the right education. How many of us could have written the same…

Duh, she’s rich. People roll their eyes when I go in on rich people, but I stand firm that there isn’t a truly good rich person in this country. I can hold my nose for a few actors, musicians, and artists becoming rich (Ian MacKaye being a millionaire stings tho).

wake me up when one of Ivanka’s friends wants to talk about this

I won’t say too much so as not to doxx her, but a close family member went to boarding school with Ivanka at Choate in Connecticut. I hope they start their public tell-alls soon, as I heard enough stories to sour my opinion even before the Trump family ran our country into the ground.

Having lived in NYC for over a decade, a few of those years spent working on Wall Street, I have a very difficult time believing that the Kushners’ high society friends will actually shun them on a permanent basis. Some will, sure, and they’ll probably be excluded from a few parties in the first couple years, but…

Hey, let them live in New York if they can put up with the idea that any place they eat will leave them wondering if their meals came with a seasoning of bodily fluids.

You know he didn’t go there to honor these guys:

Visiting the Eagle’s Nest on Bucket list: Check

Punchable, but still a distant second:

He often overlaps with the “accidental” anal guy.

He looks like his preferred lovemaking style would be: Constant negging followed by 2 minutes of jackhammer.

Or a red-state teenage girl who posts tiktoks of herself singing along to rap songs and saying the n-words out loud. 

WE NEVER GET TO HAVE NICE THINGS

Take a million stars!!

Yeah, the Republicans gloves are already off (and have been for a while). If Democrats aren’t willing to do the same, we’re screwed. Democrats are busy taking the high road while Republicans are hauling ass on a shortcut through the woods.