Put it this way. You’re some assistant AD signing off on an obvious dummy invoice that is funneling money to recruits. Say for “weight room maintenance.” Until yesterday your biggest worry was an NCAA investigator. Plus you knew they didn’t have the resources to track the money anyways. Suddenly now you are looking at…

El Yunque is the only tropical rainforest in the US National Forest system. This was a hard thing to convey in a headline!

He is grey

It’s not that he got burned because of Moore would vote contrary to Trump; he got burned because he quite publicly picked the wrong guy and the most important thing to him is his belief that he’s the smartest man in the world. Either way we’re equally screwed.

PARSECS!

Why am I grey again?

In this month’s issue of Mother Fuckin’ Kangaroos...

There’s a scene in the novel <i> Matterhorn </i> where an over-zealous colonel fudges up his supply line and a platoon goes out on a week long mission with only 2 days worth of food and water. On the last day they resort to drinking the plasma packets the medic carried.

Yeah but it would be filled with microtransactions. “Hey! You can unlock Tatooine if you buy 100 Kyber Crystals! Or for REAL value, spend $90 on 100,000!”

Like you would know.

then had sex with an Indian girl.

Joke’s on you. I’m utterly average and didn’t go to prom!

But George Michael taught me otherwise!

Prom traumatized me. So there’s that.

I don’t think real paper companies operate anything like Dunder Mifflin,

*slightly* embittered? THAT’S A GOOD ONE

Oh great. Finally some shows for American patriots to drool at.

WOOO I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FEMALE ROBBIN HOOD, LETS DO THIS SHIT.

Well, yeah, but he’s a guy. I mean, you can’t say “But him emails!” That’d just be dumb!

It’s okay that he did it, because Hillary did it too, but it was wrong of her to do it.