One guy kills 60 people: “There’s good people on both sides.”

I’ve joked (?) that it’s only going to be a few more of these before republicans just start coming out in defense of the shooter.

[artfully stabs you through the heart with a rapier whose silver hilt is engraved with the words Life Aquatic]

As someone who weighs less than a slice of bread, this film always spoke to me.

Just cut me in for . . . one million dollars bwahahahaha!

I draw pictures of dicks on my drunk friends’ faces.

Some people are apparently under the mistaken idea that it’s a legitimate new investment opportunity that will totally not be the sole cause of the next meltdown of the global economy.

I am really, really, really sick of the Undercut on anyone other than bog-standard lesbians, circa 1997.* Especially sick of people who use the Undercut as a vague visual shorthand for edge-y personal politics of whatever flavor.

preventing troll swarms ...filtering state-sponsored sock puppets...

Ah, Bitcoin. Just keep telling yourself it’s totally not just a way for corrupt Chinese millionaires to sidestep currency controls and/or the general non-convertibility of the yuan and thereby purchase penthouses in Vancouver.

/Blaster

Re, the video: Wow. I haven’t been to any large-venue live music in a long, long, long time. If I can expect to see that many goddam phones in the air, I don’t see why I ever should again.

It *does* act as a necessary purgative to the 90’s era idea that having A Gay Friend made you a political radical. Yeah, hon ‘cause your 10 minutes of monthly banter with your hairstylist totally puts you up there with the ACT UP people.

Christ, what an asshole

Oh c’mon now there’s some stiff competition for that distinction...

“Luckily.”

And since I wasn’t particularly worried about him even then, they were extra-good...

I always thought you could start a novelty tribute band to Courtney Love and call it The Other Hole.

Pretty sure you don’t need a country to have a war.

I have an EVOC certificate to drive an ambulance. Maybe I’ll see if they can use me. Plus I’ve driven on the roads between San Juan and El Yunque.