Sir Archlord Topham Hat: WORK HARDER, MY STEAM-POWERED ROBOTIC SLAVES!!

Which one d0 91% of all congressfolk identify as?

Which answer is the most Insufferable? That one.

“Must Love Dogs.” Or else.

*pushes up glasses* Ahem, Geneseo is part of western New York, rather than the Finger Lakes region, as it lies to the west of the westernmost such lake, Conesus Lake.

Yeah, yeah I know the drill: Just repeat to myself it’s just a show/I should really just relax...

hilariously underpaid labor

Oh those poor, poor scholar-athletes!

I always thought the most recent Hitman game functioned pretty well as a We Are the 99% Revenge Simulator. You infiltrate these mansions, concierge medical clinics, fabulous resorts, gentrified-to-the-hilt Italian hill towns and so forth and kill off pharmaceutical industry magnates, hateful celebrities, kleptocrat…

Something or other about fearing my works ye mighty, the lone and level sands stretching far away, etc, etc.

PARSNIPS!

Can anyone explain to me on what imaginable issue Moore would vote contrary to Trump’s wishes? Everyone’s saying, “Ooh, he got burned!” But did he? Strange and Moore were both radical right-wing. Both would have stripped naked and folded themselves 12 times in half at the behest of their crrrrrrrrrraziest voters. It’s…

Everyone does understand that when everyone (or at least a certain critical mass of people) can code (or at least code at a C+ level or so), then coding won’t be a well-paying profession anymore, right? Coding will be like the English degree of the future. Knowledge of computer coding is great for those who have it…

Sounds plausible, although honest-to-goodnesss blood plasma is not shelf-stable so it was probably IV fluids. Still, I believe it.

Lede image, at right: I swear every time I see depictions of GWOT soldiers, they look more and more cartoonishly overequipped.

I’ve never had sex and I am hardly miserable at all!

1.) I’m glad they are protesting

Whatever it takes to bring back krumhorn as a popular musical instrument...

Well, checkmate: Neglect the island long enough and those people start moving out. To the mainland. By the millions. Where, by electoral magic, their votes suddenly start counting . . .

Plus, by moving to mainland states, their votes suddenly start counting . . .