Uber needs an “India Railway” option where you can hail a ride for free as long as you’re willing to just cling to the roof:

Sure thing, being from beyond the stars! 

The chief of my fire company has forbidden cat-up-in-tree rescues, on the practical grounds a.) that putting ladders into trees is dangerous and b.) no one has ever found a cat skeleton in a tree.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop: Shit is to Shart as Blood is to Blart

I do quite a lot of gender studies, myself.

These Trump fans are hardcore fans.

Dinosaurs eat Man . . .

Selfcare: We used to call it self-abuse.

Videos of Valkyria Drive Bhikkunin gameplay, strictly for titillation purposes.

I like the idea of less-prestigious Rebel squadrons having less-cool colors. (“Salmon-9, standing by.”) There’s some EU content where a squad of pilots flying old Z-95's refer to themselves as “Rust-1, Rust-2, etc.”

Grey for pay.

I guess that *is* the one huge upside of the invention of Twitter: Anyone who’s a huge Tit will eventually reveal themselves to be such via it.

“...and let’s us hold it accountable for not living up to that trust.”

I’m not here.

Home sick from work yesterday. I have watched essentially *none* of the Marvel universe. I watched Iron Man (#1). That was, really, it.

Forsooth. But sometimes these people are by some definition ‘liberals’, albeit of the EXTREMELY rule-bound, nigh-pharisaical kind, fond of contrarian hottakes (“It’s actually good that that raped 10-year-old from India had to give birth...”). Thanks to them, I am forever discovering additional things I HAVE to believe…

I’m a little confused by the reaction of some Sensible Folk that, “Well you may not like Trump [or, several years back, Bush] but we need to respect the office of the President.”

1.) I had an idea once for a ‘dynamically crowd-responsive auto-foreshortening menu’ for Starbucks: The menu is displayed on digital screens and, then longer the line gets, the shorter the list of options becomes. By the time the line has like 5 or more people in it, the entire menu just reads, “Small, Medium or…

Pretty much, yes. This also fully applies to tabletop games.

Absolut Butt was an extremely limited-edition run of vodka sold to only the perviest of connoisseurs...