I have many perky bottoms. That’s what the cells in my basement are for.

Regular coffee, I’ll bet it’s true.

But what about us brain-dead slobs? Etc, etc, etc.

“Truly I tell you, anyone who gives you a bottle of water in my name at the low, low price of 2 shekels because you belong to the Messiah will certainly not lose their reward. Their reward of 2 shekels a bottle, that is.”

“Jawohl, mein kopf: my neighbor is hiding Jews in their house.”

Or you could just address legitimate social grievances.

How much *more* expensive (and I am *sure* it’s more expensive, not less and not equal) is this compared to the cost of just actually addressing legitimate social grievances?

Because you would morally disapprove of that and they didn’t want to make you mad.

No they don’t.

/techclickbate

Eh. There’s probably a statistically nonzero percentage of people who’d really get off on that sort of thing. (“Ooh yeah, taunt me and cover me with rotten food. Ugh! Harder!”)

It is ridiculous, but not in the way you think it is.

Lede image: “My precious, precious 1999 Mercury Sable! YOU BLEW IT UP YOU BASTARDS!!”

Oh man, I would NOT dive into flood water. Water that high means the storm drains and sewer outlets have likely overtopped. Here’s hoping that guy isn’t puking/pooping his guts out in 6-12 hours.

Eh. I think it would have been funnier with The Killers’ “Human (Or Are We Dancers?)“.

*“I hold a fake degree and have make believe real world experience” argument.*

“Oh and those things walking, swimming and quacking like ducks? There’s no sense rushing to rash conclusions about just what they might be . . .”

At that point aren’t there just free apps that will let you do that by just keeping your phone in your pocket?

From what I’ve read (as an admittedly non-specialist; I just read a lot):

Related issue: I’m a firefighter and current-model airpacks have what’s called a PASS alarm—stop moving (walking, crawling, climbing stairs) for more than 60 seconds or so and it starts to make a progressively louder noise. Idea is that if you get pinned or trapped somewhere, you can be easily found.