Someone needs to say it: Some bodies, sometimes, should be occasions for shame.

And it’s such a crummy, shitty empire compared to Rome, too. Even at the end, Rome had exquisite mosaics and statuary and fish oil and wine and nubile serving-girls. And nobody had to wear pants; pants were for barbarians.

Yep. I also thought we had successfully Processed her; shifted her into her duly appointed role of Celebrity Unfunny Court Jester. Like Tia Tequila or Sarah Palin.

Yep. Between that and what I hear about how members of The Wing treat the staff of The Wing and whatsername’s scream about everyone not seeing Charlie’s Angels, we’ve reached the Scold Them Into Compliance stage of pop-feminism.

Yandy.

No, that’s in there with ‘wishing for a million more wishes’.

You say ‘hijacking’, I say ‘creatively appropriated.’

The train is hounded off of twitter amid accusations of fat-shaming.

I’m a big believer in the Suppressed Paganism theory of modern society’s relationship to celebrities: That we watch these people and are especially titillated by their downfall—especially of young women—because what we really want to do is no, not watch them in a rom-com or produce a new album of pop classic, but…

I’d be safe in my pantomime gorilla suit.

You just pasted together six utterly commonplace articles on sleep problems and sold the column, huh?

Virtual reality sucks and it always will. Fuck you and your stupid face TV, computer faggot.

No, none of what you’re saying actually works. Higher minimum wages.

Oh good, so the video game I could not figure out how to play also has a board game version that a well-meaning but WAY the fuck too-enthusiastic friend of mine will try to excitedly explain the rules to and fail, leaving me groping along and losing by a margin of 50 to 100 points because nothing the fuck makes any…

Yeah. This was everyone’s huge inital fear with HIV, too. Didn’t happen. Mosquitoes, terrible as they can be for human health, aren’t great carriers of viruses.

Everyone, about 30 days ago when Bernie lost big on Super Tuesday: “Stupid Bernie: Free healthcare and universal basic income—seriously, the government cutting checks to everyone?--will never work. Plus, Republicans would never support it. Oh and outsourcing all our industry to China is a great idea that’s worked out…

Bought a Switch on Ebay—at grossly inflated prices; pretty much every console is 25-50% marked up from the Before Times—plus Animal Crossing for Mrs. Pillow, Breath of the Wild for me and Mario Kart for all of us including the Pillowkids.

Wow, that’s a lot of money for a maker of very, very bad electronics.

Another company, maybe. Me, I’m kind of impressed that Sony specifically has $10 million in cash on hand.

Go away.