I was a goth-adjacent teenager (I wore black jeans and listened to certain bands, okay?) and grew up in Buffalo: We used to hang out in Forest Lawn and smoke week next to President Millard Fillmore’s grave at night.

Ew, no. I hate New York.

Every celebrity will let you down. Well, not Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Aimee Mann or Tolstoy. But other than them: All of them. It’s just a matter of time.

Fuck that; if I’m going to damage my kidneys it sure as shit better be with alcohol and nothing else.

Bought a Switch on Ebay—at grossly inflated prices; pretty much every console is 25-50% marked up from the Before Times—plus Animal Crossing for Mrs. Pillow, Breath of the Wild for me and Mario Kart for all of us including the Pillowkids.

I’m going to keep repeating this anyway. I don’t care. They say lies about us all the time, why shouldn’t we do it back to them?

I’m going to keep on repeating it anyway, because I don’t care. They lie about us, why shouldn’t we lie about them?

What’s going on in Wisconsin and Texas—where republicans are fighting against any expansion of absentee voting anytime, anywhere for any reason—is mystifying if you don’t remember two things:

Wow, that’s a lot of money for a maker of very, very bad electronics.

Another company, maybe. Me, I’m kind of impressed that Sony specifically has $10 million in cash on hand.

Go away.

I imagine they all just sort of average out to “turmeric and salt”.

You do, in fact, only live once.

Or we could go for a walk in the woods.

Fine: ONLY THE EWOK MOVIES COUNT!

Weeks have passed.

Wow, what would it even look like if everyone was getting sick at once?

So here’s the thing: What would it look like if self isolation was NOT working? Would, say, deaths be constantly rising?

Oh really? ‘Cause the current internet hotness is that China is lying about everything. 

Could possibly be that the market space of “video games of bouncing around and shooting people” is a tad saturated?